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Published on April 11th, 2013 | by

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Your Zombie is a Wonderland

zombiescentTo attract or repel–that is the question poking into my brain at the creation of  Zombie For Him and Her, new “fragrances” by Demeter.

Zombie For Him smells a lot like the volcano exhibit at the New Mexico Museum of Natural History and Science.

For the incredibly high percentage of readers who find that description useless and obnoxious, let’s let Demeter explain what the company thinks of its pungent product:

“Think forest floor. Zombie for Him is a combination of dried leaves, mushrooms, mildew, moss and earth.”

Zombie for Her smells like grass, but not fresh smelling grass. It’s more like the lawn clippings that have been sitting in trash bags for weeks because nobody wants to lug those things to the curb to be picked up. Demeter says there’s also “dregs from the bottom of the wine barrel for a feminine touch.”

To SMELL more, click HERE. You may be glad you did.

 

Source: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/04/11/zombie-fragrance_n_3062225.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news

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