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Gettin’ Bizzay at 96

He saved it all up, all of it, for his wife of 10 years. Ramjeet Raghav, of Kharkhoda, told The Times of India that he was a bachelor who practiced celibacy for his entire life before meeting his wife, Davi, 52. The man’s age is recorded in the government’s social welfare department. Raghav, a field hand…

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Red Cross Appeals to Vampires

The Black Keys are among the celebrities recently “zombified” by ‘The Walking Dead’ makeup FX artist Greg Nicotero as part of a campaign to help spread awareness of the American Red Cross and its ongoing national blood drive. The Red Cross has started the initiative featuring the tagline “Use You Brains. Give Blood,” as well as photos of…

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I Was Mummified

When you die, donate your body to science. To be mummified! After being diagnosed with terminal lung cancer, Alan Billis, a father of three from England, responded to an advertisement seeking a volunteer to be mummified. “People have been leaving their bodies to science for years,” he said of his decision, “and if people don’t volunteer for…

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SHAKIN’ THE TREE

I’ve said it before, I will say it again: Monkeys are nasty, evil, and vile creatures. They belong in their native habitats, NOT dwelling among us humans. Proven correct again with this bit of information from, you guessed it, Florida. The mystery monkey of Tampa Bay has been a celebrity for more than three years now. He has been…

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Exercises For The Meat Vessel

Well, just look at what the HuffPost has discovered. Brought to you by the meat-loving collective known simply as ManBQue, these meaty cups are described as the perfect serving size for bacon vodka or a Bloody Mary. But why stop there? Melted cheese, gazpacho, RAMEN SHOOTERS? Don’t get us started. We’ll never stop. READ MORE &…

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Hammett’s Scary Coffee Table Book

Almost a decade before he picked up the guitar, a six-year-old Kirk Hammett started collecting horror memorabilia, inspired by a love of old zombie flicks. Fans will have an opportunity to peek inside his ghoulish trove with Too Much Horror Business: The Kirk Hammett Collection, the rocker’s new coffee-table book featuring over 300 images of his…

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Meth House to a Home Poisoned

The foreclosed house for sale on the up-and-coming street pined for fresh paint and other fixes, but the Hankins family saw its potential. Plus, at $36,000, the price was perfect for a young family trying to make ends meet in small-town Klamath Falls, Ore. “We said, ‘It needs a little bit of love, but it’s…

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Sleeping Bandit

Sheriff’s deputies responding to a burglary call say they found a 20-year-old man asleep on the kitchen floor of a home in Oregon. The Washington County sheriff’s office says the homeowner discovered the sleeping stranger early Friday. Deputies arrived to find Cristian Villarreal-Castillo, who had in his pockets small electronic devices believed to be stolen…

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