Make Other Plans NATO Summit Weekend

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Don’t plan to ponder the Seurat painting during the NATO summit weekend.

Adler Planetarium, Shedd Aquarium and the Art Institute of Chicago will close for three days during the NATO summit weekend.

Due to the closure of Lake Shore Drive early Saturday, May 19 until the Monday, May 21 evening rush hour, as well as parking restrictions at Museum Campus, Shedd and Adler will be closed all three days, officials announced today.

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http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/chi-museums-to-close-for-nato-summit-20120509,0,7595121.story

Pumpkins at Metro

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HOT STOVE COOL MUSIC: A Concert Benefiting Chicago Cubs Charities & Foundation To Be Named Later
Thursday, June 14, 2012
THE METRO!

 

Benefiting Chicago Cubs Charities and Epstein’s Foundation To Be Named Later, the fundraiser will feature an ensemble of comedy and a variety of acts with performances by The Smashing Pumpkins,  The Figgs,  Jenny Dee and the Deelinquents,  members of Buffalo Tom, and the Hot Stove All-Stars with actors and comedians Mike O’Malley, Jeff Garlin and Joel Murray serving as the evening’s emcees.

The concert takes place the night before the Chicago Cubs and Boston Red Sox kick off their three-game weekend series at Wrigley Field.

BUY TIX

Greenberg Traurig, Key Bank and Chicago Trading Company Present….
HOT STOVE COOL MUSIC: A Concert Benefiting Chicago Cubs Charities & Foundation To Be Named Later

featuring
THE SMASHING PUMPKINS
with
HOT STOVE ALL STARS featuring
PETER GAMMONS
THE FIGGS
SPECIAL GUESTS TBA
Hosted by
MIKE O’MALLEY
JEFF GARLIN
JOEL MURRAY
VIP tickets available at www.ftbnl.org
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Mamma’s Day Gifts She Will Love

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Your mother loves you in spite of who you are. Getting her a card and gift for Mother’s Day this weekend will prove to HER how much you love her back. Flowers or candy are certainly nice, to be sure, but it demonstrates just how unoriginal you are with your gift choices.

Show her how much you really care by taking the time TODAY to pick a unique gift she will be sure to treasure for a lifetime. Maxim Staffers have put together a Mother’s Day Gift Guide that includes gifts from every price range and taste. As for me, I’ll take the pink flask.

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http://www.maxim.com/gift-guides/the-maxim-mothers-day-gift-guide

Air Guitar Like THE CHAMPION

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He is barbaric. His long hair hangs past his shoulders. His beard is unkempt. He chugs from a drinking horn and spits at the crowd. Can you air guitar like this guy?

He is Nordic Thunder.

His motto:  Pain is temporary but air guitar is forever.

Justin Howard, 28, a Chicago native, will command the stage at the regional air guitar competition on June 29 at the Metro.  He’ll be doing a special halftime performance and competing. If he is victorious, he’ll go up against handpicked competitors from a dozen cities to head to the national finals in Denver.  If he conquers that, like he did last year, he advances to the World Championship in Finland this summer. He placed second at the World Championship.

Howard recently shared tips with Leonor Vivanco, RedEye, Chicago Tribune.

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http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/ct-red-air-guitar-20120503,0,1918725.story

Got a New Tech Business? Set up Shop HERE

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Need a place to work your startup digital business? Get your rental applications in to 1871, a 50,000-square-foot work space for digital entrepreneurs at the Merchandise Mart. The name 1871 is derived from the resurgence of Chicago after the great fire of 1871.

The space on the 12th floor can accommodate up to 500 people, or more than 100 startups, who are seeking flexible terms and a collaborative environment.   The spots will cost new startups between $125 and $400 a month and include a bunch of great benefits such as conference rooms, storage space, use of A/V equipment, mentorships, access to classes and seminars, and more. There is even an Intelligentsia coffee bar.  The calendar for May is already booked with events such as “hack nights” for female software developers and workshops on contracts and marketing.

Story by Wailin Wong

http://articles.chicagotribune.com/2012-05-02/business/ct-biz-0503-1871-opening-20120502_1_local-startups-hub-chicagoland-entrepreneurial-center

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#WWECOVERBANDS: Pro Wrestler + Rock band name = hilarious

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Marty Derosa of Comedians You Show Know

@MartyDerosa slams with #WWECoverbands

As an aspiring comedian and  ’smart’ wrestling fan whose constantly tuned into the ever-flowing internet chatter of other like-minded fans, it was a real treat to see the ‘WWE Universe’ get blasted by a super-nova of the ridiculously funny hash-tag trend #wwecovrbands on Twitter this week.  Started by Twitter user @Bar_Nez and Chicago comedian @MartyDerosa this past Wednesday,  the joke started with one tweet between the two wrestling fans, steamrolled out of Chicago, and onto becoming a world-wide trending topic by the end of the day. WWE superstars like @CMPunk, @IamJericho (Chris Jericho), and @ZackRyder joined in on the rock ‘n wrassl’n humor as well.  I found myself writing and reading other tweets about this joke for well over 2 hours while at work on Wednesday.  It may not have been a productive day at the office, but it was certainly a day where I laughed hardest ever at any job I have ever had.

Here is the origianl Tweet that started the whole thing…

@Bar_Nez @martyderosa @WWE Jinder Mahal & Oates #wwecoverbands

The joke formula is pretty simple. You take a pro wrestling star’s stage name and combine it with the name of a popular (or once popular) musical act.  It sounds silly because it is, but the results are entertaining even if you can’t come up with a clever phonetic spin on the formula.  Here is a collection of the some of the funniest #WWEcoverband tweets posted this week. You can share your own #WWEcoverband joke with me @KevKellam. 

 

@WWEMagazine : Husker Duke the Dumpster Droese

@Mikki_Sixx Akeem the African Dream Theater

@Mikki_Sixx Billy Guns ‘N’ Roses

@Joekillgallon The Velvet Undertaker

@RyanBudds Greg the Hammer My Bloody Valentine

@joemcadams They Might Be Andre the Giants

@CMPunk  George Straight Edge Society

@MartyDerosa Crosby, Stills, Kevin Nash & Eric Young.

@GlitterCheese Daniel Bryan McKnight

@BdRick DJ Jazzy Jeff Hardy

I could go on and on for days.  There is literally thousands of the smile-enducing gems like these on this page on twitter.com. Check out Marty Derosa continue to make Pro Wrestling funny with NWA World Champion @ColtCabana with their weekly web series,  “Creative Has Nothing For You” where they spoof the behind-the-scenes life of  wrestlers at the bottom of the card.  The comic/wrestler duo also produce the must-see $5 Wrestling DVD series for Highspots.com, which had a sold-out crowd for a live show in Miami during Wrestlemania weekend earlier this month.

 

Rut-roh! Rhombies!

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This is the RIGHT way to do Prom. NOT spending over $500 for a “one time wear” dress, limos, pristine tuxedos…The Empty Bottle played host April 14 to a lively group of undead revelers. Attendees of the Zombie Prom, a benefit event for Arts of Life, wore torn tuxedos, shredded skirts and freaky face paint all in the name of charity.
“We are a community of artists, with and without disabilities, who work together to promote self-respect, independence and to create amazing art,” said Bronwyn Kelly, board president for the Arts of Life. “It’s one of the smaller ways this community of people can feel empowered.” The living dead prom goers, whose admission fees will go towards art supplies for the non-profit, got to shuffle their feet to the sounds of the Chicago-based James Brown tribute band Get Up With The Get Downs and classic rock cover band Wild Blue Angel. Both bands and the Empty Bottle donated their time and space for the charity event.
By Brian Campbell for redeyechicago.com

Liu: A Lousy Loser

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Don’t get THIS guy on your bad side…Jicheng “Kevin” Liu was a prolific burglar with a mean streak who cyberstalked anyone who crossed him, Cook County prosecutors say.

In retaliation for his arrest in the theft of a stroller, Liu ran online ads claiming his accuser performed acts of prostitution out of her Roscoe Village residence, authorities said. The woman and her husband were awakened in the middle of the night several times earlier this year by men at their front door who thought they had appointments for sex.

Jicheng LiuJicheng Liu

Prosecutors said Liu sometimes mistakenly targeted the wrong people, then unleashed a torrent of malicious allegations online against them. In one case, wrongly thinking another victim caused his arrest, he alleged that the woman, a nurse at a children’s hospital, routinely mistreated patients, they said. Then, posing as a female homebuyer on the Internet, Liu accused the nurse’s Realtor husband of rape, according to prosecutors.
By Jeremy Gorner and Jason Meisner, Chicago Tribune reporters

Nice Try, John Doe

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What is going through this dude’s HEAD? Air? “Maybe if I feign sleep, I’ll get away with it. ”

Dan Hinkel from the Chicago Tribune reports:

After ditching an allegedly stolen minivan and running from police, a Chicago man tried to avoid arrest by diving through the open front window of his home, running to a bedroom and pretending to be asleep, authorities said.

The officer was unconvinced, and the 27-year-old man was arrested Friday night and charged with criminal trespass to a vehicle, obstruction and various traffic offenses.

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http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/chi-john-doe-suspect-tried-to-escape-arrest-by-pretending-to-be-asleep-prosecutors-say-20120422,0,6498201.story

 

Craft Beer Lovers Unite!

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The Alternative, Chicago’s Alternative, Q101, Q87, 87.7 FM, WKQX Radio, Merlin Media, WXRT, Everything Alternative, Chicago’s New Rock Alternative, Q101.comTo get warmed up for Chicago’s Craft Beer Week, just head up to Madison, WI  from May 4-13.  The event features more than 150 events, including beer dinners, pub crawls and rare beer tappings.  More information, including a list of events, iChicago Craft Beer Week begins a few days (May 17th) after the end of Madison’s version.

How does Chicago’s Craft Beer Week  work? Chicago will be divided into nine neighborhoods plus the suburbs. The goal is to entice patrons to explore the depth and breadth of local craft beer and honor those who enrich the community of beer lovers.

It’s expected that more than 200 venues will participate this year, offering special $4 tastings of rare beers and other special events throughout the week. Festivities will begin with the “Beer Under Glass” event at Garfield Park Conservatory and end with the closing party at Revolution Brewing’s new production facility. For more information, go to http://chibeerweek.com/ and have a fun!

Source: Chicago Tribune-Josh Noel

 

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