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Poodle Puncher

Nobody deserves to die this way. Especially not a cute little poodle. Ted Shuttleworth, a former TV writer who once worked for “NYPD Blue” was arrested for punching his poodle so hard in the face it caused a traumatic brain injury. He could face up to a year in prison if convicted. I hope they have…

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Senior Citizen Brawl Leaves One Dead

An 81-year-old man accepted the challenge of a parking lot fight with a 70-year-old in Redding, CA and lost his life. Witnesses told police Robert Leonard Mix, 81,  was sitting in his Dodge pickup waiting for a parking space, which was causing congestion in the parking lot of a Costco. Gerald Eugene Carpenter, 70, walked…

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Attack of the Hot Pants

What’s the first thing you do when you find out your lover has taken another? Pour wasabi sauce on her jeans, push her to the ground, then smack her in the eyes with the tainted jeans? That is exactly what John McGuinness of Massachusetts is being charged with. The college student is facing criminal charges after…

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Twisted Pedophile Fakes Sex for Sex

It’s all so confusing. The Killers may have said it best: “Somebody told me, that you had a boyfriend, who looked like a girlfriend, I had in February of last year…” Evidently, she was allegedly trying to BE the girlfriend by being the boyfriend of a 15-year-old girl she met online. Posing as a 17-year-old…

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Stoner Drives Off With Baby on Roof of Car

“Forgetting” your newborn baby on the roof of a car? Awful. NOT REALIZING YOU FORGOT about the baby until getting home? Appalling. A marijuana-smoking woman was arrested on Saturday in Phoenix after she accidentally drove away with her five-week-old son in a child safety seat on the roof of her vehicle, police said. The baby…

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Impress Your Date–Jack a Car

Way to go, Lorenzo. Now she’ll never have that fairy tail prom night story to tell her grandkids. There will be no bad prom pictures, except perhaps his mugshot taken after his arrest. Lorenzo Bracey, from Chicago’s West Side,  has been charged for allegedly hijacking a sports-utility vehicle at gun-point before he went to prom…

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Porn Star Wanted for Questioning About Body Parts

Canadian police launched a hunt Wednesday for a male porn star after a human hand was found in the mail at an Ottawa post office, and a decomposing foot was sent to Canada’s ruling Conservative Party. A nationwide warrant has been issued for Luka Rocco Magnotta, 29, also known as Eric Clinton Newman and Vladimir Romanov. Police in Ottawa had previously…

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ex-Cop Convicted of Stealing From COPS

He ripped off a charity which benefits families of fallen members of law enforcement. Yes, a (former) member of law enforcement, stealing from his own. Scott Webb, a former Woodridge police officer, had faced up to seven years in prison, DuPage County state’s attorney’s spokesman Paul Darrah said. Judge Kathryn Creswell sentenced him to 180…

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