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Wednesday afternoon, Bill Miller of New Jersey playfully texted a friend “I am flipped over in the middle of the bay…I don’t know what to do??”
How was his friend to know Bill was just playing a joke on her?
“She took it seriously I guess and, uh…she had already contacted the authorities — 911,” Miller said.
My boat was never off the beach, I was in my house with my cell phone at my waist,” said Miller.
Keyport police weren’t laughing. That text triggered an emergency response in the middle of a storm that included bad weather, dangerous lightning, trees and power lines down.
“I never intended for this to happen,” Miller said.
Still, Miller was arrested and hit with a felony charge of causing a false public alarm, which carries a hefty 3 to 5 years in jail, and a $15,000 dollar fine.
He will fight the charges.
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http://newyork.cbslocal.com/2012/07/19/nj-man-charged-with-felony-after-joking-text-to-friend-prompted-emergency-rescue-response/
You better take it as it comes at this Del Taco in Southern California. Authorities say an employee at a fast-food drive-thru window in Southern California stabbed a customer after a dispute over his order.
The dispute over the customer’s order escalated until Gabriel Villalba stabbed the victim in the abdomen. Friends then took the victim to the hospital with serious but not life threatening injuries.
Gabriel Villalba must have one hell of a wingspan. How else could you get through a drive- thru window, into a customer’s car window while carrying a knife, and succeed in stabbing someone who doesn’t like the special sauce?
http://losangeles.cbslocal.com/2012/06/22/del-taco-worker-allegedly-stabs-customer-who-complained-about-his-order/
Don’t mess with an old lady. Especially a window-busting crazy naked one shaking her cane at you.
Police in Dorchester County, S.C., used a Taser on a nude 80-year-old woman after she allegedly attempted to attack police with her walking stick.
When police answered a complaint of someone making loud noises in the area, they were met by an elderly woman wearing no clothes on her porch, reportedly hitting the steps of her porch with her cane.
While police were trying to talk her out of swinging her cane at them, another officer tasered the octogenarian on the back. After that she was taken to a nearby medical facility for treatment.
http://charlotte.cbslocal.com/2012/06/15/police-taser-used-on-nude-80-year-old-woman-attempting-hit-officers-with-cane/
A Chicago Gentleman’s club is offering FREE lap dances if you donate to their TOY drive! That’s right. Bring in some plastic molded into a toy truck or barbie and The Admiral Theatre in Chicago will treat you to a showcase of their best plastic molded into the form of breasts….attached to one of their exotic dancers of course.
The Admiral is a Chicago staple. For years, young men have had their first “strip club” experience at The Admiral in Chicago. It’s often looked at as one of the “classier” gentleman’s clubs in the area.
So bring in an unwrapped Woody (the sheriff) action figure, and you may very well leave with a woody. Don’t get carried away though, as the Admiral is only offering one FREE lap dance per customer. Be advised if you want to bring in an unwrapped Buzz (as in Buzz Lightyear the Space Ranger) you can certainly get a free lap dance, but you will not catch a “buzz”. The Admiral Theatre (www.AdmiralX.com) does not serve alcohol. they do offer FULL nudity though…which is nice. I mean…if you’re into that sort of thing. Ahem.
The Admiral is open from 7pm to 6am, 364 days a year. The only day they close is Christmas Eve. The Chicagoist reports last year’s effort raised 5 carloads of toys. We’re not exactly sure what constitutes a “carload” though. How many bushels or pecks are in one carload?
Here’s a portion of the article linked by Drudge from CBS Chicago:
CHICAGO (CBS) — If you’re a stingy, Scroogey type at Christmas, the Admiral Theatre has an incentive for you to change your ways.
Yes, that Admiral Theatre.
Beginning Monday and continuing through Saturday, the Admiral is offering a free lap dance to anyone who donates an unused, unwrapped toy.
But you won’t get extra attention if you clear off the shelves at the toy store and come to the Admiral with a big sack on your back. The limit is one lap dance per customer.
The campaign was launched last year. The Onion A.V. Club reports the Admiral had customer participation in its service events drop, and wanted to provide an incentive for people to get involved again.
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