FARGO…THE SITCOM?

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One of the best movies of the ’90s – hell, one of the best movies of all time – is being turned into a TV show. So what can we expect when Fargo, the homespun tale of greed, murder, and funny accents, heads to the world of shitty sitcoms and even shittier reality shows? Here are Maxim’s  best guesses (always creative) for possible adaptations, dont’cha know!

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http://www.maxim.com/tv/fargo-the-tv-show

Flow Free Fun

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It’s not rocket science, but it’s still a blast! One of the simplest puzzle games in all the app store, Flow Free is a devious little game that challenges you to connect dots of the same color by connecting lines in a grid without crossing. It’s one part connect the dots and one part mensa test.

The premise is simple; you start Flow Free by connecting three or four matching dots in a 5×5 grid but then time and space melt away and you’ll soon be connecting up to 10 pairs in a 9×9 grid.

The first 450 puzzles are literally free, so you’ll be thoroughly addicted before having to shell out the four bucks for more levels.

WATCH THE DEMO

http://www.maxim.com/gaming/flow-free

Extraordinary Workout Videos-Must See

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But seriously. There are a million of them out there, how does someone choose the “perfect” DVD to shape their body into the ideal shape and BMI?

Maxim takes a look at several options and totally judges the workout by the cover. One of them is bound to be just for you…

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http://www.maxim.com/fitness/judging-workout-dvd-its-cover

You WILL Live Through the Zombie Apocalypse

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These are going to be rolling off the showroom floors if we get anymore incidents involving roommate chompers or face eaters.

It’s billed as “The Ultimate Zombie Survival Machine” designed by Robert Kirkman, creator of The Walking Dead.

The Zombie Survival Machine features include: a front-end custom zombie plow cow catcher with spikes, slatted armored window coverings, a roof hatch to allow passengers to shoot at walkers, an electric rear trunk to house weapons, all‐terrain/rally type tires, weapons storage compartments, a CB radio/PA system and much more.

Hyundai Undead has been (re) animated with the launch of HyundaiUndead.com and a four-part video series detailing the creation of the Zombie Survival Machine. The Hyundai Undead program celebrates the release of the 100th issue of “The Walking Dead” comic.

Maxim.com Press-ready Blurb: “Don’t Hyun-die on the zombie highway – get an Elantra!”

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http://www.maxim.com/rides/the-walking-dead-100th-issue-hyundai-elantra-gt-zombie-survival-edition

http://www.acarplace.com/news/2012/06/a-hyundai-for-surviving-the-zombie-apocalypse/

Come One, Come All! Depravity Rules Here

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de·praved

[dih-preyvd]  adjective

corrupt, wicked, or perverted.

Does this sound like your type of woman? I suspected as much.

Heather Rutman’s new book “How to Lure a Depraved Girl” gives tips and ideas on how to be a depraved girl or how to approach one.

Heather shared some of her tricks with Dan Bergstein of Maxim Magazine:

Talk, Dammit!
 Guys will ask how they should approach a woman. I get this question a lot. Some people think there’s a trick to it. And my answer is always: You have to talk to them. If you don’t talk to a girl, you won’t get to have sex with her. No cheesy lines. Just be confident. Be original.

If Your Ass is Grabbed, You Win
A rule that didn’t make it into the book was about ass grabbing. It only works for women. A woman can grab a guy’s ass to get his attention and start a conversation. It’s pretty foolproof. It always worked for me. I’ve tested it many, many a-time. I would grab an ass and then by the end of the night we were usually making out.

READ MORE for additional ideas from Heather.

http://www.maxim.com/sex-relationships/how-lure-depraved-girl

Mamma’s Day Gifts She Will Love

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Your mother loves you in spite of who you are. Getting her a card and gift for Mother’s Day this weekend will prove to HER how much you love her back. Flowers or candy are certainly nice, to be sure, but it demonstrates just how unoriginal you are with your gift choices.

Show her how much you really care by taking the time TODAY to pick a unique gift she will be sure to treasure for a lifetime. Maxim Staffers have put together a Mother’s Day Gift Guide that includes gifts from every price range and taste. As for me, I’ll take the pink flask.

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http://www.maxim.com/gift-guides/the-maxim-mothers-day-gift-guide

Torturous Tunes You WON’T Find on Q101

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Thankfully, there is  a place you can turn in order NOT to get burnt out on the repetitive swill assaulting our ears these days.  Where is that? Why, it’s Q101.com, OF COURSE.

However, if you or someone you know would like to injure your auditory senses, Maxim Staffers have put together a top 100 list of the most annoying, catchy, or even entertaining songs. Pick one, maybe two, and send it to a loved one as a gift.  Once they are done kicking you, they may thank you for it later.

How many of these will YOU find on Q101.com? (Hint: there are two.  At least.  Ahem.   We’ll revisit.  )

A personal favorite would be number 100.  Notable mentions:  Thong Song, Chicago’s own Styx with “Come Sail Away”, Gotye’s “Somebody That I Used To Know,” and that crappt $5 Footlong Commercial.

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http://www.maxim.com/music/100-songs-you-can-t-get-out-of-your-head

 

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