Exposed His New Goods

A Pennsylvania man was arrested yesterday after flashing his breast implants at fellow Walmart shoppers.

Jeremy Owens, 23, was busted following the bizarre incident at the retailer in Lackawanna County. Owens was apprehended after he left the store and boarded a municipal bus, from which he had to be forcibly removed by cops.

Owens, who calls himself “Jamie,” was jailed for aggravated assault, drug possession, and making terrorist threats. But apparently not indecent exposure…

Now, just for fun, let us reverse the story. A girl named Jamie, who calls herself  “Jeremy” walks into a Walmart and flashes HER new “surgically implanted device(s)” that alter her gender. Do you think SHE would be arrested for indecent exposure? I’m not certain equality would apply in this situation. Who knows?

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