(chicago.eater.com)

Officials in Chicago say they aren’t coddling inmates when talking about a new program started last month that allows inmates to order pizza delivery to their Cook County Jail cells. The pies are made by fellow inmates using the jail’s brick oven, reported the Tribune. They asked prison guards if they wanted to be included, but they told county officials they want nothing to do with food prepared by inmates. (MORE HERE)

I thought we were trying to LOWER the crime rate in Chicago? I mean this isn’t Postmates delivery from PEQUOD’S but still. Maybe it boosts moral or lessons tensions?? What next a pizza prison? OMG don’t steal that idea!! OR DO just give me free pizza!!