AP reported this week in the small German town of Neustadt this past weekend, that thieves stole 22 metric tons of Chocolate from a delivery trailer. The big haul included such sweet varieties like  Kinder Surprise eggs, Nutella hazelnut-chocolate cream and Valparaiso chocolate fruit pearls. The candied caper reported is worth an estimate between  50,000-70,000 euros ($59,000-82,000). A local Police spokesperson said they “don’t know what their motive was.” UM, IT’S CHOCLATE, IT TASTE GOOD.

Now let’s escape reality with Homer Simpson dancing through a dream where he’s transported to a German ‘land of Choclate.’