Who knew the “T” and “A” in CTA really stands for T & A?!  City Hall wants to make bus riding ‘sexy’ to reverse “eroding” ridership tied to ride-hailing.  I mean, nothing gets me all hot and ready to ride the bus like the usual stink of urine and stale Cheetos… but maybe they could start by hosing the buses down?  Or telling them they are beautiful and look great in those tires?  GTFO

The things nightmares are made of :X

More from Chicago Sun-Times here

What would make bus riding more sexy to you?  Maybe a rush-hour cta pole-dance competition?  Tweet me.

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