First it was the “distressed bum detail” where the butt has been torn out of your jeans…

Then it was the extreme cut out jeans where you are left wearing seams and pockets…

Now thanks to Al Shal, I present the clear-knee jeans…

WTF is this?!

WHY?!  Why does my knee need a window?  So it can see out of my pants?  Is it lonely in there?  Are knees too sexy to be left unseen?  Do you have to windex these things?  Is this just a lame excuse for a come-on about how you can see yourself in some poor girls pants?  I am at a loss.

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