So just as Shaq and Ronda Rousey jump into shark cages for Shark Week, this story resurfaced with flesh-ripping jaws on it. A women in Australia was bitten by a nurse shark when feeding it (WHY?!) and was dragged by the missile-shaped killing machine into crocodile infested waters. Some how the unaware vacationer survived with her finger in tact, though it required surgery after an infection.

Much thanks to Dumb People Town for alerting me to this dumb fun story.