Someone at Heinz has GOT to be high

Heinz.  Creator of Mayochup, Mayoque, Mayomust and the godless condiment they call Kranch

At first glance, this had to be an April Fools Day joke…

But it\’s Heinz, so unfortunately Creme Egg Mayo is actually a thing…

THIS IS AN ABOMINATION.  AND RIGHT BEFORE EASTER?!  THIS IS AN EASTER ABOMINATION!!  I don\’t think anyone consulted the Cadbury bunny about this and it shows.  #BOYCOTT  <3 Lauren

 

Here\’s Big Jon and Jami sampling sauces