Today’s Kentucky Derby ended in controversy (video below)— but it’s probably not as s@#%ty as this business enterprise.

You can own a piece of Silver Charm, the 1997 Derby winner.  A piece of the horse’s poop.  For $200, you will receive a certified “derby turd,” tastefully presented in a decorated Mason jar.  The proceeds go towards the horse retirement facility that the thoroughbred calls home.

Man….Amazon has EVERYTHING. — [eric]  

HISTORIC.

Country House wins the Kentucky Derby at 65-1 odds after Maximum Security was disqualified. Presented by @Longines. https://t.co/KQsOOe5YIp pic.twitter.com/BNyNRBuR11

— NBC Sports (@NBCSports) May 4, 2019