WTF News: Horny teen learns a tough lesson when he gets his penis stuck in a metal pipe for an hour.

The 16-year-old decided to put his privates into a drain pipe that was sticking out of a wall, only to have it swell so badly that his friends had to call emergency services. Rescuers brought a metal cutting saw to hopefully free the boy, but his member was badly wedged inside. They only sawed of the length of the pipe and took him to the hospital to saw off the rest.

You can see the scary encounter of this giant saw so close to his downstairs:

PLEASE, do not be like this teen. Just seeing the video of them removing the pipe should shock you enough not to try it.