Every city has its own special culinary thing right. Chicago has Vienna Beef hot dogs, Cincinnati has Skyline Chili, St. Louis has…. well just a bunch of stuff that doesn’t make any sense, and of course Philidelphia has the world famous Philly Cheesesteak. It is a simple creation, yet the joy it brings to the soul is more complex than string theory. The good people of Philadelphia have worked so hard to share their beautiful creation with the people of the world and in return, someone decided to go and ruin it for everyone. What I’m referring to of course is the cheesesteak cheesecake.

PHILLY CHEESESTEAK CHEESECAKE by @NikSnacks pic.twitter.com/zU84BWHTly

— Kari Steele (@KariVanHorn) May 30, 2019

I think @holliballer on twitter summed up exactly how everyone feels about it

This should be a felony

— Alexa, Play Gloria (@holliballer) May 30, 2019

There is so much wrong with this cheesecake. First off, cheesecake is suspect at best. Second, YOU DO NOT PUT PEPPERS ON A CHEESESTEAK.

I think we all need to take a step back and just reconsider what we’re doing with our lives.