O.J. Simpson can’t catch a break. On August 24, Simpson took part in what I can only imagine to be an elite fantasy football draft. That night, Juice selected former Colts quarterback Andrew Luck. Simpson claims that just twenty minutes after the fact, Luck shocked the NFL universe by announcing his retirement.

Antonio, Please!!! @AB84 @Raiders #RaidersNation #antoniobrown pic.twitter.com/vQNMLoZRvk

— O.J. Simpson (@TheRealOJ32) September 5, 2019

Simpson speaks somberly behind a pair of tinted shades and pleads to the Oakland Raiders’ newest addition, Antonio Brown, to get his act together. Brown, who was recently suspended by the organization for clashing with management, caps off a turbulent off-season that began with him splitting from the Pittsburgh Steelers before catching frost bite right before Raiders training camp.

Brown, when not being a drama queen, is as good as any receiver in the game. All Simpson wants for Brown is to “play ball, cash them big a** checks, and move on…stop with all of this drama”.

Antonio Brown better watch his back or… well you know.