A 36-year-old in Mansfield, Illinois was arrested for his part in a forgery case.

On Friday, local officers spotted him and began to confront him. The man, named Matthew, realizing he was caught, tried to give them a fake name. The problem is — he had a “Matty B” tattoo on his neck.

It’s very, very hard to give a fake name when your name is on your neck.

Is this the dumbest criminal of all-time? We think yes. Getting a neck tattoo is never smart (unless you’re trying to get with Ali) so lying about your name while having a neck tattoo is superbly stupid.