A Burmese man by the name of Zaw Zaw came to the hospital expecting a circumcision. The man speaks limited English, but came to the facility prepared with papers in hand that were clearly marked with “circumcision”. The doctors had papers marked circumcision. Yet, somehow, someway, the man was given a vasectomy instead. OW!

A court ruled in favor of the patient for damages and although he walks away being unable to reproduce now, but he walks away with $2,000,000. Now that the KQX Morning Crew minds have pondered over this situation, we think this guy is coming away a winner. There’s a lot of problems that can arise from spawning an offspring, but two million bucks solves all of your problems.