You’d think that during the time of the year that Santa is making his list and checking it twice, you’d be on your best behavior. A woman in Kansas seems to have a different idea, however. 24-year-old Shelby Gash has decided to light up her neighborhood in the biggest way possible.

Yes, those lights are what you think they are. This is rude, this is crude, and this is…so hilarious.

People in the neighborhood are upset that the lighting could upset little kids, but that’s a risk that Gash is willing to take. These are certainly the most exciting lights of the season.