SantaCon is one of the dumbest events of the year. Every year, thousands upon thousands of people put on heavy wool, a fake beard, and uncomfortable boots and ascend upon The Big Apple. Luckily, the Santas made themselves useful to society this weekend as they subdued a stabber on the subway system. The video embedded below is not graphic, although the language is NSFW.
tis the season on the @LIRR pic.twitter.com/Z3Ysn8mPcy
— kayla (@kayla__jaclyn) December 15, 2019
It’s hard getting your ass kicked, but it has to be an especially large pill to swallow when a large group of Santas beats you to a pulp, in public.
More power to the young, drunk, and dumb Santas who honest to God made a heroic move over the weekend.
