A California lawyer sent an email to an opposing counsel that read simply, “eat a bowl of d*cks”. The lawyer, Christopher Hook, is now in trouble for sending far worse emails laced with homophobic slurs.

This is some of the most shocking behavior we’ve ever seen from a lawyer. We feel like he’s one minute away from banging his hands on the desk and yelling “that ain’t true!” This scene seems like a disaster of epic proportions and it’s made far worse by the fact that he’s now under the gun for his peculiar phrasing of an email, you know, the whole “eat a bowl of d*cks”, part.