A Denver man made his presence felt on a stranger’s porch this weekend as he decided to defecate all over the nice neighborhood entryway. This wasn’t a hit-and-run, however, the man decided to hang out afterward.

The man attempted to break into the home and when he failed, he decided to drop a deuce. He was likely intoxicated, which is no excuse for doing what he did, but it at least helps us psychoanalyze his decision. This would be a truly awful thing to come home to.