The government is trying to poison us!
Well, that’s at least what it looks like with all this green stuff oozing into Lake Michigan.
Don’t worry, it’s only some environmentally safe dye that was put into the water as part of the routine maintenance at the water treatment facility.
Or that’s at least what they want you to think…
Just ignore all of those fish with 3 eyes and 7 nipples.
Trust no one, not even yourself. But most importantly; Don’t drink the lake water.
Well just for today at least.
