Do you love fried chicken? Do you like unfashionable ‘shoes’ that have holes in them? Well be prepared to enjouy KFC Crocs. Yes, these are a real thing that will be out this spring. The sort-of shoes will plastic chicken tenders on them. Who thought of this? Is this just get us tweeting and Facebooking? Well, mission achieved there. Someone call whoever is playing the Colonel now, and tell them to knock this off. What are the secret herbs and spices in these? Yeah, imagine how that might smell.

If I see you wearing these at Lolla, I am sending you home.