Are people already calling dibs in Chicago?

There are two types of people. Those who raise a family, work hard and provide, pay there taxes…

And then there are people who call dibs.

IN OCTOBER!

If I see a cone or a chair, or your funny little cutout  to call dibs on a parking spot. You better believe I’m yeeting that place holder to the moon and taking that spot.

Papa needs a parking spot.

C’mon people! Dibs already? It’s October 5th!!!!