Listening to the Chicagoland police scanners is our absolute favorite weekend hobby.

You never know what you’ll hear!

Here is what we heard this weekend, check it out!

Friday 9:18 PM – Kimball brown line stop – Albany Park – man demanding he gets on the train for free. Says he’s mister clean and needs to enter train for a commercial.

Saturday 8:45 AM – 1925 Ohio st. In Lisle – White Male mid 30’s stuck in the slide at the park. He says he has been there since last night. He states he has no idea how he got there. Fire requested.

Part 1 Saturday 5:31 PM – 850 s. Barrington Rd. – Streamwood – Man trying to enter Walmart with a snake around his neck. He is stating it’s his emotional support animal and just wants to buy it some goldfish.

Part 2 Saturday 5:48 PM – 850 s. Barrington Rd. Streamwood – Man with snake in shopping cart scaring patrons in Walmart. Man is reportedly feeding the snake hot dogs. Police and Animal control is requested.

Sunday 9:18 AM – 2507 w. Armitage ave – Naked Woman in wheelchair eating Ice cream with her hands in Self Storage parking lot.