It’s no secret that I am a Malört fan.  In fact, here’s my Christmas tree…

I'm dreaming of a Malört Christmas @JeppsonsMalort @JeppsonCarl @cillic @TheOnlyMike_E @d0rkph0enix @Kavanaghgirl3 pic.twitter.com/4pFzmLoBji

— Lauren O'Neil (@laurenoneil) December 8, 2020

Beth just turned me on to the unemployedwineguy aka Prescott Vanmeyer III who does a scathing and hilarious review of the golden swill on tiktok:

Check out Unemployed Wine Guy's video! #TikTok ⁦@laurenoneil⁩ 😂😂 https://t.co/be8PCRPKWy

— JustBeth (@Kavanaghgirl3) December 8, 2020

But you need to see the full, unedited, nasal-spit-filled version:

So funny I almost forgive him for saying CH-itown and also NOT SWALLOWING.  Cheers, Prescott!  Next round’s on me.  <3 Lauren