We’ve always heard that In-N-Out burgers are to die for, but this isn’t what we had in mind. A man was sitting in a drive-thru near Salt Lake City when a car cut in front of him. The driver that got cut flashed his headlights to try to get the attention of the car ahead of him, and when he did, a man spilled out of the passenger side door wielding a hatchet. He threatened the victim by breaking his window and threatening to use the deadly weapon against him.

To our knowledge, despite their affection for hatchets, no Juggalos were involved in this incident. We would’ve charged the man as being hangry with a deadly weapon, but Utah police have decided that it’s two counts of assault and one count of criminal mischief.