You probably clicked on this link thinking that it was going to be a video of a young red-headed boy getting into a fight and because we’re mean, we called him Chucky. You would be mistaken. This is a story about an actual real life Chucky attacking people on the subway in New York City.

WHAT THE HELL AM I WATCHING: Video of person dressed as Chucky Doll attacking people in the New York subway goes viral pic.twitter.com/vMxUaeWDka

— Def Noodles (@defnoodles) January 30, 2021

It’s not that we want to promote violence, but any rational person understands that curb stomping is the only answer possible in a situation like this. We must, to preserve the fabric of our nation, curb stomp any Chucky subway invaders. It’s our only hope.