mustard on watermelon is a global thing now and it got me thinking…
What is the Chicago version of mustard on watermelon? Giardiniera on ice cream? Malört applesauce? pic.twitter.com/LZUCEVXYxS
— Lauren O'Neil (@laurenoneil) June 22, 2021
And while there were some solid suggestions, the Malört applesauce I threw out gained some traction…
Okay, but why does Malort applesauce actually sound like it could work?!?!
— Heather 💜🦒 Reusz (@HeatherReusz) June 23, 2021
Giardiniera on ice cream is actually pretty solid.
I'd try some Malört applesauce, too!
— GMO-Kone (@snokone86) June 22, 2021
And before I could even head to my basement bar to grab my Malört, Heather went and did this:
Sorry everyone, but I absolutely cannot stop thinking about the applesauce and @JeppsonsMalort combo that @laurenoneil tweeted yesterday so I had to try it… pic.twitter.com/BwnqL5KkG9
— Heather 💜🦒 Reusz (@HeatherReusz) June 23, 2021
My heroine. <3 Lauren
P.S. Not Destined For Greatness is the name of my new band.
P.P.S. honorable mention to Stacy for this gem: