It’s very rare that Brian, Ali, & Justin choose to acknowledge the existence of birds because we think of them as a fake animal (if we’re even thinking about them at all), but a recent trend in the midwest has caught our attention. Let us be very clear, Justin is not infecting random birds…that we know of. Scientists don’t know why this is happening, but birds in Cincinnati have begun dropping like flies with symptoms such as “puffy, swollen eyes with a crusty discharge.” Sounds like our Sunday mornings after a night in Wrigleyville.

Officials in Ohio, Kentucky and Indiana say if you see a potentially infected bird, report it to your state’s wildlife department.