Let’s wait until we judge this man from Iowa who called in a bomb threat after a local McDonald’s failed to include dipping sauce with his McNugget order. If it was buffalo sauce he was looking for, we’re not saying he’s justified, but his reasons would suddenly make more sense. According to a criminal complaint, police called Golwitzer at the phone number used to make the threat. Police said he admitted over the phone, and later in an interview at the police department, that he made the threats.

Golwitzer has been charged with a Class D felony: false report of explosive or incendiary device.