Do you know how miserable you must be to complain about free bread?

had this argument in a gc but i wanna know the truth. isn’t it very tacky for somebody to eat the free bread as soon as you get it?

— reese† 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 (@sIicksista) July 6, 2021

It’s one thing to swipe the bread basket away from the waiter when they’re trying to set the bread down, but eating the bread? That’s what it’s there for!