With a 10-car pileup awaiting him, a man in Louisiana decided to bounce from his car and leap into the river below. The man said, “When I hit the water, my shoulder went up, I kind of hurt my shoulder, but I started swimming, I couldn’t get back to the bank because the current was way too strong.”

The man was later cited for criminal mischief and criminal trespassing, just in case you get any ideas.