A new pornographic popup shows a “highly veiny” penis and a promise that your junk will grow “up to 65%” if you do this industry secret, which involves pouring apple cider vinegar over your boy-parts. The page that the ads direct you isn’t even flogging bottles of the vinegary stuff, but a pill that supposedly helps enlarge your penis, too. The supplement claims to increase testosterone levels, penis size, sexual stamina, and correct erectile dysfunction, according to The Huffington Post.

Doctors urge that this does not make your junk grow, nor does it treat ED. It just stings like hell and does damage to your all-around area.