Rarely do people confront their bad neighbors, but we have a gem of a listener this week who decided to do just that. Here’s what she wrote to her neighbor after listening to her and her boyfriend bicker for the last year.

For the cursive-challenged, like Justin, here’s what the note says:

Dear neighbor, For the last year I have heard you and your boyfriend fight through the thin walls of our apartment. The man is a loser! Do you really want to be with someone who pawns your daughter’s IPad for scratch tickets?! Yeah I heard that, I also heard that he siphoned the gas out of your car to put in his, I hear it all and enough to tell you to run. I know break ups are hard but I’ll buy you a months worth of ice cream if you leave this man. Do it for your daughter, do it for yourself, do it for me and your other neighbors! The screaming at 1am must stop. Good luck girly!

Should the neighbor break up with her boo? The conversation lives on Facebook!