The ONION suggests that instead of using salt and sand on our roads we should be using something more near and dear to our hearts- ‘hot beef drippings’ or better put, gravy baby!! How amazing would it be to have the roads smell like food instead of a disgusting mix of oil and gasoline? Although boiling beef fat would get tedious, it’s still a great idea! Except for maybe the fact that cars might more stuck once the fat freezes… but these are all minute details. God bless the gravy roads!

https://www.theonion.com/chicago-city-workers-clear-ice-by-pouring-hot-beef-drip-1848364183