We’ve all heard the stories of people finding money in previously owned couch cushions and jackets, etc. But THIS is a first… (warning, strong stomach recommended for the next part)

There was a couple who’s dog ruined their couch. Instead of wasting good money on a new one just to have the dog ruin it, they purchased a new-to-them (aka previously owned) couch from a craigslist-type scenario. All was fine until a remote was lost in the cushions a week later, and the new owner reached his hand in, only to pull out….

A HANDFUL OF FINGERNAILS :X

Upon further (vomit) inspection, THOUSANDS of fingernails were found in the cushions.

So what did they do?! Burn the couch, his arm and the entire apartment down?! (seems reasonable enough)

Not really, they vacuumed it and are keeping the horror couch.

Full story and PHOTOS (warning, again, you may puke on your keyboard) HERE.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go sit in a hot shower and cry. <3 Lauren