While you were sleeping, you may have missed a new report that talks about how well-endowed Lightfoot is. During summer 2020, Lightfoot waved her proverbial hog around as the city battled over what to do with the legacy of the genocidal Christopher Columbus and his statues across the city. The Chicago Tribune reports that Former Chicago Park District deputy general counsel George Smyrniotis filed a lawsuit on Tuesday against the city and Lightfoot, alleging she defamed him with her remarks in a meeting last year.

“You make some kind of secret agreement with Italians,” said Lightfoot, “My d*ck is bigger than yours and the Italians, I have the biggest d*ck in Chicago.” She continued, “You make some kind of secret agreement with Italians, what you are doing, you are out there measuring your d*ck with the Italians seeing whose got the biggest d*ck, you are out there stroking your d*ck, over the Columbus statue, I am trying to keep Chicago Police officers from being shot and you are trying to get them shot.”

Lightfoot is proving to be the cock of the walk with actions like this. With the mayoral election only one year away, an error with the Italian community of Chicago could prove to be a real boner for Lightfoot and her campaign.