Believe the science.

The University College London has released a study that confirms that men with small penises – in the ballpark of 4 inches – have a greater desire to be in a fast car. According to the study, younger men under 29 years of age showed little linkage between penis size and the desire for fast cars, but in the 30 and older group, “men who thought they had a relatively small penis rated the sports cars higher,” even into old age.

Next time you see a man in a big car going too fast, just remember that he isn’t as blessed as you are.