I have to be honest – I’ve missed these two. For the last six months, Hollywood’s oddest couple has been away from the headlines and it’s made the world less fun. This is the type of stuff that I log onto the Internet for. In a recent interview, she noted, “He’s literally my exact physical type that I’ve been manifesting since I was 4. I’m also four years older than him. So, I think I made him.” She went on to say, “My thoughts and intentions grew him into the person that he is, who knows what he would’ve looked like or been like if it wasn’t for me.”

Never change, you two. Keep on being weird.