Hidden Valley and Van Leeuwen team up for Ranch-flavored ice cream

Oh good, something no one asked for!

The perverted minds at Hidden Valley and Van Leeuwen have put their heads together to create a truly disturbing combination of flavors. It will be sold at select Walmart stores across the country from March 20 to May 28. The propaganda machine touts the limited edition ice cream as “savory flavors of ranch, including buttermilk, flavorful herbs and a touch of sweetness.” 

This comes two years after Van Leeuwen teamed up with Kraft Mac & Cheese for a limited edition ice cream. Hopefully two years from now, they’re all locked away in jail for crimes against humanity.

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