The mayoral race isn’t the only election taking over the city. After months of waiting, Chicago’s Department of Streets and Sanitation (DSS) announced the snowplows with their new names on Friday morning.
The seven snowplow names that have been added to snowplows in the city are,
1. Mrs. O’Leary’s Plow
2. Da Plow
3. Salter Payton
4. Sears Plower
5. Sleet Home Chicago
6. Holy Plow!
7. Jean Baptiste Point du Shovel
Hopefully we don’t have to see these plows out until the end of the year, but if we get some spring-snowfall, at least we’ll be saved by the Sears Plower.