Chonk, short for Chonkosaurus is a resident of the Chicago River, who happens to be a huuuggggeee snapping turtle that the internet is falling in love with thanks to kayaker and prime video narrator Joey Santore
“You ever hear of liquid salad? Al’s been doing that.” I want Joey to narrate my life. So what do you think Chonk eats? Twitter has some ideas…
Chonk merch? Yes, it exists. Long live Chonk. <3 Lauren
