Days after the announcement of the Cubs Convention, the White Sox have finally made some noise about what they’re going to offer their fans this offseason. Instead of offering SoxFest to their loyal fans, they will be offering a party for their season ticket holders.

In essence, they don’t want to face their fans.

The date, which takes place on a Friday (because Jerry probably wanted to save money…), will be the one time that Sox fans can “celebrate” before Opening Day.

While the Cubs promise autograph sessions, panel discussions with Cubs legends, players, and coaches, and so much more, the Sox will give their fans an afternoon of what we assume is warm shrimp and bad hot dogs.