The trendy phrase ‘Dad Bod’ has been  embraced recently as an slightly endearing term for soft-in-the-core men, but too-hip-to-be-unhealthy idealist Albert Pukies. This is meant for men who want the trendy ponch without all the negative health issues that come with it. Based on the teaser pics for the prototype on dadbag.com, it looks like a great place to hide beer near your belly instead sporting a ‘beer belly’. Techincally the DadBag is not for sale just yet, but Pukies is looking for investors to make them.

“I made the dadbag because I’m desperate to have dad bod but I’m also very concerned about the health risks associated with it. The solution is quite simple, a bumbag with a proper dad belly printed on it. Now I can put on a dad bod whenever I feel like it and even store my valuables in it.” says Pukies.

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