My buddy McClain Douglas Johnson AKA the Street Beast™ shared this article with me that breaks down the actual cost of all the gifts mentioned in the 12 Days of Christmas song.

12 Drummers Drumming
Eleven Pipers Piping
Ten Lords a Leaping
Nine Ladies Dancing
Eight Maids a Milking
Seven Swans a Swimming
Six Geese a Laying
Five Golden Rings
Four Calling Birds
Three French Hens
Two Turtle Doves
and a Partridge in a Pear Tree would set you back $34,558.65 this year. A  0.6% increase over last year.

Breakdown by Buisiness Insider HERE

My question, are we renting the maids a milking?  And where exactly would you find a lord a leaping?  Pilsen?

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