Foo Fighters in the Friendly Confines! Sunday and Monday, wondering what you shouldn’t bring with you? The Cubs sent out this handy list!
- Professional audio and video recording devices, including cameras, video or audio recorders and iPads
- Bags larger than 8-by-11½-by-8 inches
- Waist packs
- Mixtapes not in CD format
- Containers: cans, bottles, plastic bottles, aerosol spray, glass, coolers, thermoses or flasks
- Unflattering photos of Ryan Seacrest
- Weapons
- Pirated VHS tapes of “Land of the Lost,” the series
- Frisbees, footballs or other “throwables”
- Selfie sticks
- Creem magazines that do not mention Ted Nugent
- Fireworks
- Any mention of Friendster or “Webster” (starring Emmanuel Lewis)
- Alcoholic beverages
- Beige- or mustard-colored macramé wall hangings
- Large chains or spiked bracelets
- Leg warmers
- Wallet chains
- Free radicals (including antioxidants or Hong Kong Phooey (as voiced by Scatman Crothers))
- Derogatory press clippings of Shania Twain
- Any pencil that isn’t a No. 2 pencil
- Food
- Homemade nut milks
- Scythes
- Laser pens
Gates open at 5p, show starts at 7, see you there!! (Without my pirated VHS tapes of “Land of the Lost,” the series, of course)
