No, he’s not homeless.

He’s just sick and tired of waiting around for his wife in the Target parking lot!

In her defense though, Target can suck you in. You go in looking for some baby wipes then all of a sudden your 2 hours deep looking at their great variety of drapes that are just so affordable!

Costco, and Ikea have similar effects on people as well.

Also, why not just go inside dude?